Soul Mates

Today Elizabeth and I had a wonderful time together, for we talked and upheld great conversation.  For one thing, I told her how Charlotte are meant to be.  Additionally, not only were we meant to be, but we are soul mates and I love her with all my heart.  I could just not impress upon Elizabeth how much me and Charlotte fit each other so beautifully.  I recommended that she go and tell everyone at Longborn about our wonderful relationship, so everyone there would be able to be put at ease to see that our marriage is working out delightfully.  All I can say is this: I love Charlotte.

1 comments:

Miss Elizabeth Bennet said...

All I can say is this: You, Mr. Collins, are full of bunk. Your pitiful attempts at making me jealous during my stay by trying to exaggerate you and Charlotte's marriage were absolutely worthless. Do you think I am that stupid not to see straight through your falsehoods? I truly would have never married you under any circumstances; heck, I would marry Mr. Darcy before I married such a pathetic man as you.

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